Chip Zdarsky is my name, and naming myself is my game. I enjoy long walks along the length of a special lady’s back and can see myself really tearing someone’s life apart in five years time. Nothing malicious, just a systematic erosion of what makes a person a “person,” until they’re nothing left but a shell. Then, I will fill them up with dreams and ideas of government and set them loose into the neighbourhood.
I have a lot of time on my hands and don’t really understand what the fuss is about, re: everything you believe in. Maybe it’s best I just stay here on the internet for now.
I make comics and you can contact me until it hurts.